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[ reprint ] Two problems
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发布时间:2019-06-12

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  • Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.

  • Some people, when faced with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use ." Now they have 10 problems.

  • Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use ," and then two they hav erpoblesms.

  • Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use". Nothhw tpe yawrve o oblems.

  • Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use mutexes." Now they have

  • Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: "I know, I'll use caching." Now they have one problems.

  • Some people see a problem and think "I know, I'll use !" Now they have a ProblemFactory.

  • Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.

  • Some people, wanting an escape from their full-time job, think "I know, I'll contribute to open source." Now they have two full-time jobs.

  • Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: "I know, I'll think outside the box!" Now, they have 3.75 problems, an entirely new framework, and three dozen toll house cookies cooling in the kitchen.

  • Some people when confronted with a desire to use pithy quotes in their presentations think "I know, I'll use something from Star Wars". Now two problems they have.

  • Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use ." Now they à??????µ?ç°§ùÔ_¦Ñ?.

  • "I'll use !" Now they have ("1 apple" + "1 orange") problems.

  • "I'll use !" Now they have more than one way to have more than one problem....

  • Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use Shareware." Now they have two trials.

  • Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use delegations." Now their problem is a problem of their problem.

  • Some people when confronted with a problem think "I know, I'll quote jwz". Now everyone has a problem.

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转载于:https://www.cnblogs.com/XiaoHDeBlog/articles/3141413.html

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